Which Uptown bar is your perfect tinder match?

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Which Uptown bar is your perfect tinder match?

Photo credit: Jacob Meyer

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Photo credit: Jacob Meyer

Madison Mcloughlin and Kaylie Saidin

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College may be a time for studying, but it’s also a time for making memories…or nights you won’t remember. Uptown New Orleans offers a wide selection of bars for students to enjoy themselves in. So grab your gang and swipe right on the bar that suits your mood!

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  • • A classic hangout for freshmen and Tulane students (it's not the No. 1 college bar in America for nothing). • Usually, there’s a live DJ, meaning the music is solid (if you like the Top 40). • The Boot is known to be a good dancing and/or makeout spot. Ladies: sometimes the guys here get a little handsy without consent, so make sure you have friends around. • Chances of sweating all your makeup off: 100 percent. • Boot pizza, crepes and cheese fries are always going to seem like a good idea at 3 a.m. • Known to get raided from time to time. Be careful, underage Boot rats. • Bathroom ranking: 6/10 (surprisingly, the bathroom stalls do have working locks).

  • • Down-to-earth and chill place to relax and grab a drink with friends. • Easy place to have conversation, not usually loud or crowded, and has real booths. • Wine Wednesday is more crowded, but still a great environment. It’s warmer indoors, so no need to bring a jacket. • Patrons are Loyola students (although the Tulanians have invaded in recent years). • Good bar food and a water cooler. Stay hydrated! • Home to a pool table, darts, shuffleboard and giant Jenga. • Bathroom ranking: 8/10

  • • You never know what you’re gonna get, honestly. You have to catch it at the right time. Doesn’t get crazy until 1 a.m. • People will be grinding to those old middle school dance playlists and some Top 40 hits (be prepared for Young Money’s “Bedrock” to come on more than once). • Major hook-up spot. You decide if this is good or bad. • If you’ve never danced on the pool table here, you are missing out. • Bathroom ranking: (if you have to poop, just Uber home). • Chances of sweating your makeup off: 95 percent. • Bathroom ranking: 2/10 (if you need to poop, just Uber home).

  • • No one from Loyola seems to go here anymore, but I promise you’ll meet some cool UNO students and have a great time. • Good dance music (rivaling and perhaps beating The Boot). • Bathroom ranking: 6/10 (only a few stalls, so that line does get long). • Chances of sweating all your makeup off: 65% (air conditioning!)

  • • Chill, hip, comfortable and homey. • Christmas lights all year round, although most of them are red. • Happy hour until 10 p.m. (cheap and strong well drinks). • There’s a couch that you may not want to sit on, although sometimes there's a very cute dog. • Patio feels like a backyard. • Bathroom ranking: 5/10 (it’s the type of dive bar bathroom that is one stall and has pink soap in a plastic cup in the bathroom).

  • • Primarily a concert venue that always feels a little too big. • Outside porch is cute with good lighting. •Big high school hangout. • Support music industry kids! Your freshman music industry friends get their start here. • Table for beer pong (or dancing, for the ambitious). • Great live music and great bartenders with a short wait time for drinks. • Bathroom ranking: 4/10. Sad and eerie bathrooms.

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